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Old 1 April 2017, 02:29 AM   #1
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God offers Adam a helper....

Long ago, in the garden of Eden, Adam was alone. He did all the work,
gathered all the food, had no one to enjoy Earthly pleasures with.

One day, God came to visit Adam, and he said to Adam,
I'm going to make you a helper! She will be able to help you with the work,
she can help hunting and gathering, especially with the cooking.
She will be your loyal partner in all things, and you will be able to experience
many pleasures with her. She will be the most perfect companion.

Adam said, that sounds great!
God said, well, there is one catch.... I'm going to need one of your testicles
in trade in order to create her.

Adam replies, well, everything sounds good, except that testicle part.......
....... What can I get for just a rib?
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Old 1 April 2017, 02:37 AM   #2
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Old 1 April 2017, 02:38 AM   #3
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Imagine how great she'd have been had he given his testie.
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Old 1 April 2017, 05:23 AM   #4
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Old 1 April 2017, 07:46 AM   #5
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Old 1 April 2017, 08:12 AM   #6
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Old 1 April 2017, 12:14 PM   #7
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Humm ... is this a true story?
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Old 1 April 2017, 06:21 PM   #8
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Old 1 April 2017, 09:09 PM   #9
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