The most disgusting joke I know -warning-

A newly-wed couple go on their honeymoon to a small Greek island. They rent a cottage from an old Greek guy and on the very first morning after they arrive, the old Greek guy is milking his cow at 4 a.m. and sees the newly-wed husband running out the door of his cottage with a rod and fishing tackle. He doesn't return until late at night.

The second morning the old Greek guy sees the husband again running out of the cottage with a rod and fishing tackle and notices that he doesn't return to the cottage until late that night.

The same thing happens the next day, and the next and the next.

Finally the old Greek guy decides he's going to talk to the husband. So the next morning, as the husband is on his way out to go fishing, the old Greek guy stops him.

The old guy asks, "excuse me, I don't mean to intrude but aren't you and your wife on your honeymoon?"

The husband confirms that indeed they are.

The old guy says, "well every morning I see you run out of the cottage at 4 a.m. and you must be fishing all day and into the evening."

The husband again confirms the old man's observations.

The old guy asks, "well you're on your honeymoon, shouldn't you be having sex with your wife all day and all night?"

The husband says, "no, she's got gonorrhea."

The old man asks, "well, why doesn't she give you a B/J?"

The husband says, "no, she's also got pyorrhea."

The old man, being Greek of course, asks, "well why not turn her over and go in the back door?"

The husband says, "no, she's also got diarrhea."

The old man, frustrated says, "so if she's got gonorrhea, pyorrhea and diarrhea, why did you marry her?"

The husband says.....


wait for it...





"Because she's also got worms, and man do I love to fish!"


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[JJ Irani]

Hell, I spewed, cried, laughed and fell off my chair at the same time!!!

[AJC]

..........and the problem with that joke is..........

[dman]

That is SICK!! But funny as well.

[padi56]

Quite funny and a little sick.