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padi56 · 12 June 2013, 10:33 PM

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess> I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars.. a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks." Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.

Cru Jones · 12 June 2013, 11:44 PM

:-)

steveclocks · 12 June 2013, 11:47 PM

kieselguhr · 13 June 2013, 01:11 AM

Sperry · 13 June 2013, 05:10 AM

[chuckle chuckle chuckle]

FeelingTheBlues · 13 June 2013, 08:22 AM

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kenhiraihnl · 14 June 2013, 06:16 AM

mjclark32 · 14 June 2013, 06:31 AM

Hahahahaha

Bangel · 14 June 2013, 10:55 AM

cop414 · 14 June 2013, 08:51 PM

crowncollection · 14 June 2013, 09:19 PM

Lol

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Hairdude1 · 26 June 2013, 05:27 PM

Funny

MonBK · 26 June 2013, 05:30 PM

:)

Trouble15 · 1 July 2013, 10:36 PM

TSW · 14 July 2013, 02:53 PM

Latrodectus · 14 July 2013, 03:10 PM

Hahahaha

h999r · 9 August 2013, 03:41 PM

Lol

Lucky777 · 23 September 2013, 11:16 AM

asadtiger · 23 September 2013, 08:43 PM

hahahahahaha

AstroBoy · 24 September 2013, 05:15 AM

this is a good WalMart one!

Rolexitis · 4 October 2013, 12:27 PM

Gaijin · 5 October 2013, 05:48 PM

Hahahaha!

Psmith · 15 October 2013, 05:45 AM

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Frosty · 17 October 2013, 07:23 AM

12 June 2013, 10:33 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,236	Wal-Mart. One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess> I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars.. a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks." Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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