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padi56 · 17 July 2005, 04:34 AM

A young fellow walks into a talent agent's office and says he wants to
break into show-biz, so the agent says "OK kid, show me what you
do." The kid tells some jokes, does a little soft shoe, sings a
bit, does an acrobatic act with an ottoman, and is good enough to
impress the agent.

"Great kid! Just great!," says the agent "I can do things for ya!
I think I can get you a show on T.V." (This was the early
sixties.) "By the way, what's your name?"

The young man, proud and excited, exclaims "Penis Van Lesbian."

"'Scuse me?," questions the agent.

"My name is Penis Van Lesbian" again replies the young man.

"Hey I'm sorry kid, you're gonna have to change your name, nobody
is gonna hire you with a name like Penis Van Lesbian."

Well the young man is crestfallen but steadfastly refuses to
change his name, so he leaves to find another agent.

A few months later he returns to the same agent. "Hey kid! Good
to see ya again!" says the agent, "Are ya still looking for work?
Have ya changed your name?"

With his head hanging low the young man replies "Yes. Every agent
in town turned me down because of my name, Penis Van Lesbian. So
I've changed it".

"Great kid, great! What's your new name?"

"Dick Van Dyke."

JJ Irani · 17 July 2005, 04:35 AM

Padi, you son-of-a-gun, you made me fall off my chair.....again!! LOL! LOL!

padi56 · 17 July 2005, 04:40 AM

Thanks JJ I try and please all.

JJ Irani · 17 July 2005, 04:41 AM

As Tina Turner said: "You're simply the best....better than all the rest..."

Rockrolex · 17 July 2005, 06:28 AM

One of the best, Padi.

padi56 · 18 July 2005, 07:44 PM

yes thats one of my favourites

Manatee · 19 July 2005, 12:02 AM

17 July 2005, 04:34 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,236	Penis Van Lesbian. A young fellow walks into a talent agent's office and says he wants to break into show-biz, so the agent says "OK kid, show me what you do." The kid tells some jokes, does a little soft shoe, sings a bit, does an acrobatic act with an ottoman, and is good enough to impress the agent. "Great kid! Just great!," says the agent "I can do things for ya! I think I can get you a show on T.V." (This was the early sixties.) "By the way, what's your name?" The young man, proud and excited, exclaims "Penis Van Lesbian." "'Scuse me?," questions the agent. "My name is Penis Van Lesbian" again replies the young man. "Hey I'm sorry kid, you're gonna have to change your name, nobody is gonna hire you with a name like Penis Van Lesbian." Well the young man is crestfallen but steadfastly refuses to change his name, so he leaves to find another agent. A few months later he returns to the same agent. "Hey kid! Good to see ya again!" says the agent, "Are ya still looking for work? Have ya changed your name?" With his head hanging low the young man replies "Yes. Every agent in town turned me down because of my name, Penis Van Lesbian. So I've changed it". "Great kid, great! What's your new name?" "Dick Van Dyke." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

17 July 2005, 04:35 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	Padi, you son-of-a-gun, you made me fall off my chair.....again!! LOL! LOL! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

17 July 2005, 04:40 AM	#3
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,236	Thanks JJ I try and please all. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

17 July 2005, 04:41 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	As Tina Turner said: "You're simply the best....better than all the rest..." __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

17 July 2005, 06:28 AM	#5
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2024 DATE-JUST41 Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 37,501	One of the best, Padi. __________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

18 July 2005, 07:44 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,236	yes thats one of my favourites __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

19 July 2005, 12:02 AM	#7
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