The Rolex Forums   The Rolex Watch

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX


Go Back   Rolex Forums - Rolex Watch Forum > General Topics > Jokes & Cartoons

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 2 September 2017, 10:21 PM   #1
Sperry
"TRF" Member
 
Sperry's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Real Name: Jim
Location: Alpha
Posts: 3,383
Icon12 The find of the centuries ...

It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3,000 years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.

They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings. The president of the society pointed to first drawing and said:


"This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.

You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.

The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them. Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that during a famine, they seek food from the sea.

The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews."

The audience applauded enthusiastically. Then an old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,

"Idiots. Hebrew is read from right to left. It says: 'Holy mackerel, dig the ass on that chick".
Sperry is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2 September 2017, 10:54 PM   #2
Abdullah71601
Banned
 
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Calumet Harbor
Watch: ing da Bears
Posts: 13,568
Abdullah71601 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 3 September 2017, 01:24 AM   #3
teqp
"TRF" Member
 
teqp's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Real Name: Phil
Location: SoCal
Watch: 116613LN
Posts: 3,052
teqp is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 3 September 2017, 01:52 AM   #4
MonBK
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Kingstown
Posts: 58,281
Haha..:)
MonBK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 3 September 2017, 08:25 AM   #5
jonnyz1245
2024 Pledge Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Earth
Posts: 2,324
jonnyz1245 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 3 September 2017, 08:27 AM   #6
sleddog
TRF Moderator & 2024 Patron
 
sleddog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Real Name: Rob
Location: Nearby.
Posts: 24,898
__________________
He who wears a Rolex is always on time, even when late!!

TRF's "After Dark" Bar & Nightclub Patron-Founding Member..
sleddog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 4 September 2017, 01:36 AM   #7
cop414
TRF Moderator & 2024 Patron
 
cop414's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Tim
Location: Pennsylvania
Watch: 14060M
Posts: 71,815
__________________

Rolex Submariner 14060M
Omega Seamaster 2254.50
DOXA Professional 1200T

Card carrying member of TRF's Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons
TRF's "After Dark" Bar & NightClub Patron
P Club Member #17
2 FA ENABLED
cop414 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 5 September 2017, 12:48 AM   #8
Contused
"TRF" Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: UK
Posts: 274
Contused is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 5 September 2017, 02:42 AM   #9
drinkingeye
"TRF" Member
 
drinkingeye's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2017
Real Name: Mauro
Location: Arizona
Watch: too many
Posts: 40

drinkingeye is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 5 September 2017, 11:18 AM   #10
Hairdude1
"TRF" Member
 
Hairdude1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Alex
Location: Chicago
Watch: AP,PP, Rolex
Posts: 37,156
__________________
Instagram: @Hairdude
Watches in Collection 5070R, 5522A, 214270 MK1, 228238

16750, 26401, 5711, 116718, 116710LN, 116300, 16710"Coke", 372, 15300, 15703 (All Flipped)
Official Member "Perpetual 30" Las Vegas GTG 2016
Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017
Official Member 'WIS-CON' Las Vegas Int'l GTG 2018
Hairdude1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 5 September 2017, 12:37 PM   #11
Tools
TRF Moderator & 2024 Patron
 
Tools's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Real Name: Larry
Location: Mojave Desert
Watch: GMT's
Posts: 42,990
__________________
(Chill ... It's just a watch Forum.....)
NAWCC Member
Tools is online now   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Takuya Watches

Bobs Watches

My Watch LLC

OCWatches

DavidSW Watches

Coronet


*Banners Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.





Copyright ©2004-2024, The Rolex Forums. All Rights Reserved.

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

Rolex is a registered trademark of ROLEX USA. The Rolex Forums is not affiliated with ROLEX USA in any way.