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padi56 · 23 February 2006, 10:18 PM

While driving cross-country a man ran out of petrol. Walked for a few miles in the rain and came to a house. After banging on the door for 10 minutes he decided to leave, but saw something in the window. There stood a nude couple, the woman squeezing her tits and the man beating his dick with an umbrella.

After watching for a while, the guy wrote them off as loonies, and went in the direction of the next house. The neighbours were friendly and helped out in what ever way they could, the guy couldn't resist describing what he saw in the first house.

The woman laughed and said, "Oh, they carry on that conversation all the time."

"What do you mean?" asked the puzzled traveller.

"Well you see, they're a deaf couple. She was asking her husband to go milk the cow and he was saying, "F*ck you bitch, it's raining!"

AJC · 23 February 2006, 10:28 PM

JJ Irani · 24 February 2006, 03:26 AM

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mailman · 24 February 2006, 10:21 AM

padi56 · 24 February 2006, 08:18 PM

23 February 2006, 10:18 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,349	Out Of Petrol. While driving cross-country a man ran out of petrol. Walked for a few miles in the rain and came to a house. After banging on the door for 10 minutes he decided to leave, but saw something in the window. There stood a nude couple, the woman squeezing her tits and the man beating his dick with an umbrella. After watching for a while, the guy wrote them off as loonies, and went in the direction of the next house. The neighbours were friendly and helped out in what ever way they could, the guy couldn't resist describing what he saw in the first house. The woman laughed and said, "Oh, they carry on that conversation all the time." "What do you mean?" asked the puzzled traveller. "Well you see, they're a deaf couple. She was asking her husband to go milk the cow and he was saying, "F*ck you bitch, it's raining!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

24 February 2006, 03:26 AM	#3
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24 February 2006, 08:18 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,349	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

23 February 2006, 10:28 PM	#2
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