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14 August 2005, 09:47 PM | #1 |
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Birthday Presents
Tom and Harry were at work talking about what they bought their wives for there birthdays
Tom says "I got my wife a 3 carat diamond ring and a brand new BMW". Harry asked "if you got her a 3 carat diamond ring then why did you get a BMW". "So if she didn't like the ring I knew that she would like the BMW" said Tom, "well what did you get your wife?" Harry replies "well I got her a pair of flip flops and a dildo". Tom laughs and asks "why did you get her a dildo?" "Well so if she didn't like the flip flops she could go screw herself"
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15 August 2005, 05:16 PM | #3 |
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Yes I like that one as well.
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That second bloke's gotta be an Aussie!
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