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21 February 2006, 06:03 PM
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Guts & Balls
Guts & Balls
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below .... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
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21 February 2006, 06:55 PM
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 So which one have you got, Ralphie? 
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21 February 2006, 06:59 PM
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Both i hit her with the broom and said you next!!!!
 
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21 February 2006, 07:02 PM
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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21 February 2006, 07:19 PM
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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21 February 2006, 08:29 PM
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22 February 2006, 05:55 AM
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there 
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22 February 2006, 06:38 AM
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I showed this to a guy at the office I'm at today. He told me." If my wife had a crystal ball to go along with her brooom, he'd be stinking rich" Do you dare ask " are you sure that broom is big enough to hold you up?"
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Something witty to go here. Member # 293
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