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Old 16 November 2017, 07:35 AM   #1
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I met an older woman at a bar last night . . .

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+ year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that?' I asked

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

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Old 16 November 2017, 07:38 AM   #2
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Haha..:)
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Old 16 November 2017, 07:40 AM   #3
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Old 16 November 2017, 07:59 AM   #4
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Old 16 November 2017, 08:12 AM   #5
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Old 16 November 2017, 08:17 AM   #6
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Hysterical....

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Old 16 November 2017, 08:17 AM   #7
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Funny! My guess is the guy was super happy to hear that and run upstairs as fast as he could!
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Old 16 November 2017, 09:18 AM   #8
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I think I may have met the same women ,and what a night it was too ...
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Old 16 November 2017, 09:34 AM   #9
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Old 16 November 2017, 10:53 AM   #10
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Old 16 November 2017, 01:13 PM   #11
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Old 16 November 2017, 01:21 PM   #12
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This is one to tell the boys...lol
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Old 17 November 2017, 10:05 PM   #13
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Old 19 November 2017, 02:18 PM   #14
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Wow what a night that would surely be
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Old 23 November 2017, 01:39 PM   #15
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Old 24 November 2017, 09:48 AM   #16
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Thats funny
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Old 24 November 2017, 12:04 PM   #17
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Old 24 November 2017, 10:47 PM   #18
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hahahaha

damn not what I was expecting

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Old 26 November 2017, 09:39 AM   #19
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lmao, thats gross
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Old 26 November 2017, 12:43 PM   #20
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I had a good laugh....Thanks for sharing buddy!
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Old 27 November 2017, 09:14 AM   #21
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Got a good laugh out of that one. Thanks.
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Old 28 November 2017, 10:48 PM   #22
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Old 29 November 2017, 02:41 AM   #23
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Old 29 November 2017, 08:43 AM   #24
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got me laughing again
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Old 29 November 2017, 03:22 PM   #25
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Old 1 December 2017, 04:06 PM   #26
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I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+ year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that?' I asked

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

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Old 1 December 2017, 04:14 PM   #27
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Old 1 December 2017, 10:06 PM   #28
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Old 23 December 2017, 12:34 AM   #29
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This is one to tell the boys...lol
I've never been good at delivering a joke. Congrats if you can do it!

I heard this one about ten years ago ... although as I get older, I notice jokes sound "fresh" after just a year or 18 months ...
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Old 24 December 2017, 02:19 AM   #30
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Double jerky night.
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