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Old 16 February 2020, 03:58 AM   #1
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Provide The Punch Line...

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Old 16 February 2020, 04:00 AM   #2
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Sorry, we don't serve your kind in here.
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Old 16 February 2020, 04:04 AM   #3
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Old 16 February 2020, 04:04 AM   #4
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I would like my martini shaken not flipped.
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Old 16 February 2020, 04:07 AM   #5
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Watch yourselves.
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Old 16 February 2020, 04:33 AM   #6
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To himself ... “ok, I can triple the prices of the drinks now ...” ....
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Old 16 February 2020, 04:37 AM   #7
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"You wait years for one and three come in together" Boom Boom.
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Old 16 February 2020, 04:38 AM   #8
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Not sure I’ll come up with anything better than thi!
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Old 16 February 2020, 04:59 AM   #9
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Holy shit, walking watches!
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Old 16 February 2020, 05:06 AM   #10
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Old 16 February 2020, 05:07 AM   #11
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“Ricky, who’s the sexy lady in blue?”
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Old 16 February 2020, 05:09 AM   #12
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Old 16 February 2020, 05:11 AM   #13
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Oh wow, if it isn't the three musketeers...
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Old 16 February 2020, 05:12 AM   #14
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I would love to sell you this fine tequila but you need to buy 50k worth vodka cranberries first...
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Old 16 February 2020, 05:14 AM   #15
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The guy they call Richie looks out of place
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Old 16 February 2020, 05:16 AM   #16
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Woah, what are you three “investments” doing in a place like this?


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Old 16 February 2020, 05:22 AM   #17
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Old 16 February 2020, 05:29 AM   #18
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Hey now, you stole my line!

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Old 16 February 2020, 05:33 AM   #19
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Old 16 February 2020, 05:36 AM   #20
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Sorry we just ran out of vermouth your timing couldn't have been worse.
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Old 16 February 2020, 05:43 AM   #21
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Can’t one of you get a date?
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Old 16 February 2020, 06:07 AM   #22
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Just to warn you guys there is a 2 year wait on the whiskey but if you leave a deposit on a beer I may be able to get you one in the next 6 months.
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Old 16 February 2020, 06:08 AM   #23
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Old 16 February 2020, 06:11 AM   #24
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Old 16 February 2020, 06:11 AM   #25
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Where is the fourth horseman?
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Old 16 February 2020, 06:18 AM   #26
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Old 16 February 2020, 06:22 AM   #27
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Old 16 February 2020, 06:30 AM   #28
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Old 16 February 2020, 06:31 AM   #29
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Reesh-ahd, did you remember to tip omeeega in the valet?
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Old 16 February 2020, 06:33 AM   #30
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Last orders, tiiiiime gentlemen please.
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