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Chezza07 · 14 August 2013, 08:29 PM

Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.

Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist..

After six months, the therapist gave up.
He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind.

The next day he came home from work very early.

His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.

Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.

He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.

Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband.

She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis.

She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"

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Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too." . .

MonBK · 14 August 2013, 08:36 PM

Haha..:)

cop414 · 14 August 2013, 08:45 PM

Hahaha, never saw that one coming...

FeelingTheBlues · 14 August 2013, 08:49 PM

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Psmith · 14 August 2013, 11:15 PM

77T · 15 August 2013, 12:35 AM

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Bangel · 21 August 2013, 09:02 PM

Haha! He was only acting on medical advice!

TSW · 31 August 2013, 05:21 AM

:))

Presa canary · 31 August 2013, 05:53 AM

There's a pickle slicer here as well... Hope my wife would be as forgiving

ltmgeller · 31 August 2013, 06:51 AM

Never saw that coming. Good one.

Audemars Piguet · 6 September 2013, 08:18 PM

teqp · 8 September 2013, 12:43 AM

Bisquitlips · 8 September 2013, 02:19 PM

No!!!!!!

malarky_hk · 14 September 2013, 02:39 PM

Lol!

brkanand · 15 September 2013, 02:12 PM

😃

Cru Jones · 20 September 2013, 01:44 AM

just following doctor's orders!

Frosty · 20 September 2013, 02:56 AM

porschejeff · 21 September 2013, 12:05 PM

Trouble15 · 21 September 2013, 12:45 PM

Lucky777 · 23 September 2013, 11:01 AM

14 August 2013, 08:29 PM	#1
Chezza07 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Australia Posts: 226	The Pickle Slicer Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.. After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind. The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired. Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?" . . . /. Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too." . . __________________ Punctual people spend lots of time waiting for others

14 August 2013, 08:45 PM	#3
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