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Old 28 April 2016, 12:47 AM   #1
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Icon4 Warning! Some very BAD jokes (Work/child safe)

My wife told me to stop being immature, I told her to get out of my fort.

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make, then they call me ugly AND poor

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, they're efficient not funny.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he won't come.

Apparently someone gets stabbed in London every 52 seconds, What has he ever done to deserve that, poor sod?

Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism

What did the Pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey

Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that.

The first rule about Alzhiemers club is, don't talk about chess club

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows far too high, she looked surprised.
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Old 28 April 2016, 01:18 AM   #2
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Old 28 April 2016, 01:22 AM   #3
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Old 28 April 2016, 01:45 AM   #4
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Aye Matey!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 28 April 2016, 02:08 AM   #5
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Old 28 April 2016, 02:11 AM   #6
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Old 28 April 2016, 06:20 AM   #7
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Old 28 April 2016, 06:31 AM   #8
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Old 28 April 2016, 07:27 AM   #9
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Old 28 April 2016, 10:42 AM   #10
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Old 28 April 2016, 02:36 PM   #11
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