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Old 14 July 2009, 03:06 AM   #1
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Coco pops

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear
after me, ok?"

"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for
breakfast. "Oh, shit mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops"

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up,
and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU
want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your arse it won't be fuckin'
Coco Pops."
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Old 14 July 2009, 05:07 AM   #2
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Old 14 July 2009, 05:24 AM   #3
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Old 14 July 2009, 08:14 PM   #4
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Very funny!!!
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Old 15 July 2009, 03:55 AM   #5
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That kid's dead!!!
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Old 15 July 2009, 06:07 AM   #6
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Old 15 July 2009, 08:45 AM   #7
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