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Old 10 July 2009, 04:26 PM   #1
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Coupla Quickies :-)

A model railway in the park near us caught fire yesterday. The flames could
be seen nearly five feet away.

If you're chased by a police dog, don't go through a tunnel, on a little
seesaw & jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

Those who think onions are the only vegetable that make your eyes water
have never interrogated a suspect with a sack of spuds.

Stopped a woman for dodgy driving. "where are your glasses" I said. "I have
contacts" she said. "Don't threaten me!" I replied.

During Sex Do You Think Midgets Do It Puppystyle?

What do you call a dwarf in a supermarket? Lidl

I heard terrible news earlier - our village's midget was pickpocketed. How
could anybody have stooped so low?
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Old 10 July 2009, 05:18 PM   #2
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Time to get back to 'watch out' David.
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Old 11 July 2009, 10:09 PM   #9
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Time to get back to 'watch out' David.
HAHAHA that bad hey could be worse, I could do a re-post of the balloon joke
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