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ohsixx · 10 July 2009, 08:31 AM

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00

HAMBURGER: $2.25

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ol' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the biker.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile........"May I help you?"

The biker leans over the bar........"I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you by chance the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with a very special smile and purrs, "Why yes, yes, I sure am."

The ol' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, could you wash your hands real good, 'cause I'd like a cheeseburger?"

coddger · 10 July 2009, 02:27 PM

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Gaijin · 10 July 2009, 06:56 PM

Hahahaha!

Lion · 10 July 2009, 09:05 PM

Very good!!!

SubmarinerMan · 10 July 2009, 09:19 PM

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10 July 2009, 08:31 AM	#1
ohsixx "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Real Name: Mark Location: Florida Watch: Make a guess! Posts: 1,515	An Old Crusty Biker A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER: $2.00 HAMBURGER: $2.25 CHEESEBURGER: $2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50 HAND JOB: $50.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ol' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers. She glides down behind the bar to the biker. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile........"May I help you?" The biker leans over the bar........"I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you by chance the one who gives the hand-jobs?" She looks into his eyes with a very special smile and purrs, "Why yes, yes, I sure am." The ol' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, could you wash your hands real good, 'cause I'd like a cheeseburger?" __________________ 16613 Submariner 116523 Daytona Panerai 104 "Speedy Pro"

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