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Old 25 February 2020, 10:42 AM   #1
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Icon8 So, men are wearing Spanx now...

Thank you man purse, cologne, dress shoes and fighting with the elderly in health club people!

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Old 25 February 2020, 11:14 AM   #2
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Old 25 February 2020, 01:05 PM   #3
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Dangit. I have dress shoes. Shoulda known that means having to wear a dress.

Time to go shopping.
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Old 25 February 2020, 02:59 PM   #4
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Old 25 February 2020, 03:56 PM   #5
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I do. When the boss requires me to wear one. Have two - size Large and size Extra Large.

Hard to wear. Much harder to unwear.
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Old 25 February 2020, 05:16 PM   #6
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Thank you man purse, cologne, dress shoes and fighting with the elderly in health club people!

Men are now running / competing in women's sports too.
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Old 25 February 2020, 08:29 PM   #7
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Dangit. I have dress shoes. Shoulda known that means having to wear a dress.

Time to go shopping.
You will able to wear your dress watch
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Old 25 February 2020, 08:39 PM   #8
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Old 25 February 2020, 09:19 PM   #9
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Old 25 February 2020, 09:29 PM   #10
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I still don’t get the obsession with man purses ... maybe it’s just because so many use the word “purse” in the descriptor.

Yes men also wear spandex and probably lots of other girly things like “batgirls”.
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Old 25 February 2020, 09:30 PM   #11
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What's a spanx?
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Old 26 February 2020, 02:35 AM   #12
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What's a spanx?
It’s like a girdle of the previous generation. Tight fabric that makes a women’s bum and tummy look aesthetically smoother, smaller without bulges.

They have them for men to hide love handles and make them look slimmer when wearing a tight shirt.

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Old 26 February 2020, 03:03 AM   #13
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They have them for men to hide love handles and make them look slimmer when wearing a tight shirt.
I have to wear Spanx underwear otherwise I'm tripping over everything. It's embarrassing.

I have a prescription.
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Old 26 February 2020, 03:40 AM   #14
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I have to wear Spanx underwear otherwise I'm tripping over everything. It's embarrassing.

I have a prescription.
You’re a funny man!!!!

Thanks for this!
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Old 26 February 2020, 08:18 AM   #15
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Old 26 February 2020, 10:13 AM   #16
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Hmmm. I thought that was something men do, not wear.



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Old 26 February 2020, 10:20 AM   #17
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You will able to wear your dress watch
Yikes. Forgot about wearing a dress watch. While eating salad with Thousand Island Dressing.
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Old 26 February 2020, 10:38 AM   #18
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I’ll just wear my pantswatch or slackswatch- now worried about wearing my dresswatch without spanx...


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Old 26 February 2020, 11:02 AM   #19
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Hmmm. I thought that was something men do, not wear.



I will see myself out.
Lucky there are no pictures yet!
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Old 26 February 2020, 11:17 AM   #20
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Old 27 February 2020, 01:41 AM   #21
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Are stretchy jeans that everyone was endorsing a few days ago, are they not really just denim Spanx ?????

Man Spanx, now available in denim. Not even your wife will know. And you won't have to raid her Spanx drawer anymore.

Ok I'll duck and cover now.

INCOMING!!!!!
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Old 27 February 2020, 02:07 AM   #22
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Lol. Men spanx. Lol

I do wear skinny jeans
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Old 27 February 2020, 02:50 AM   #23
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Old 27 February 2020, 09:53 AM   #24
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Careful now. People will start calling GMT Pepsis with pink hues and Batman GMTs on Jubilee bracelets "feminine" even though they aren't man enough to buy either.
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Old 27 February 2020, 02:04 PM   #25
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If folks can spend time pumping iron to create a phony body then I can't see why it is a problem to short-circuit the process with some elastic.
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Old 27 February 2020, 11:49 PM   #26
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If folks can spend time pumping iron to create a phony body then I can't see why it is a problem to short-circuit the process with some elastic.
Only girlie-men wear elastic.

Real men wear velcro.

Check the manual.
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Old 28 February 2020, 01:42 PM   #27
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Velcro underpants - that must be - Uh - supportive.
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Old 28 February 2020, 09:41 PM   #28
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Chewie, when you get tired of the rat race, you can join us in the country and wear camo, jeans or bib overalls.
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Old 29 February 2020, 10:05 AM   #29
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Old 29 February 2020, 10:11 AM   #30
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I love how you guys think I implied I’m wearing the nonsense.

My fat jiggles!!!!

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