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padi56 · 27 April 2012, 10:41 PM

An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth wedding anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and they moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands, they walked back to their old school, it was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally.”

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home.

There, she counted the money - fifty thousand pounds!
Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.”
Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find or see a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”
Sally said, “No”.
Andy said, “She’s lying, she hid it up in the attic.
Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile”

The police officers turned to Andy and began to question him.

One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.”
Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ....”

The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “We’re outta here!”

T.S.Eliot · 27 April 2012, 10:47 PM

MonBK · 27 April 2012, 10:48 PM

Peter, does that mean you got to keep the bag?

Andad · 27 April 2012, 10:57 PM

Ha, you noticed the name change too.

Good one 'Andy'.

TSW · 28 April 2012, 05:08 AM

:))

Rebel · 28 April 2012, 05:16 AM

Good one.

FeelingTheBlues · 28 April 2012, 08:52 AM

mjclark32 · 28 April 2012, 09:08 AM

Haha

z32turbo · 28 April 2012, 11:22 AM

77T · 29 April 2012, 05:53 PM

bewithabob · 30 April 2012, 10:43 AM

mitchy · 1 May 2012, 02:10 AM

27 April 2012, 10:41 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,320	No one believes seniors everyone thinks they are senile. An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth wedding anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and they moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school, it was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally.” On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand pounds! Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.” Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic. The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find or see a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?” Sally said, “No”. Andy said, “She’s lying, she hid it up in the attic. Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile” The police officers turned to Andy and began to question him. One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.” Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ....” The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “We’re outta here!” __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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