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Old 22 March 2007, 09:51 PM   #1
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A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know? I lost my wife here in this supermarket.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" the woman asked.

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."


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Old 23 March 2007, 02:07 AM   #2
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Old 23 March 2007, 04:21 AM   #3
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Old 23 March 2007, 10:26 PM   #4
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Now why would he want his wife to appear?
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