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Old 10 February 2006, 08:43 PM   #1
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The Offside Rule Explained For Women.

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind
the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have
seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is
eyeing them with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if
you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of
the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the
other shopper and buy the shoes.


At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper
and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch
the purse and buy the shoes.

Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been
thrown* it

would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
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Old 11 February 2006, 02:50 AM   #2
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Old 11 February 2006, 04:07 AM   #3
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Hope she's a good catcher!!
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Old 11 February 2006, 08:17 AM   #4
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Don't laugh, this is true football (your soccer) so this explanation is for all of you Yanks as well (And Canucks, Kiwis and all the other poor souls who think football is running around with a pig skin). You may now kill me at your leasure
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Offside requires a blue line.
No blue line, no offside.
I don't get it
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