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Old 10 September 2013, 01:09 AM   #1
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Twenty Pound Note.

"Have you ever seen Twenty Pounds all crumpled up?"...a woman asked her husband.

"No"...said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Pound Note.

He took the crumpled Twenty Pound Note from her and smiled approvingly.

"Have you ever seen Fifty Pounds all crumpled up?"She then asked her husband?

"Uh...no, I haven’t” he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tights and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Pound Note.

He took the crumpled Fifty Pound Note and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.Now" ...she said. "Have you ever seen £30,000 Pounds all crumpled up?"

"No way" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more excited).

"Well go look in the garage!"...she said
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Old 10 September 2013, 01:34 AM   #2
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Old 10 September 2013, 02:35 AM   #3
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.. heard that in $ amounts... - funny...(except for him..)
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Old 10 September 2013, 02:36 AM   #4
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Old 10 September 2013, 02:58 AM   #6
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Old 10 September 2013, 08:27 AM   #7
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