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Old 1 October 2012, 09:23 AM   #1
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Wear a full gold Daytona and drive in a Rolls-Royce in the ghettos of Detroit.

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Old 1 October 2012, 10:26 AM   #2
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Old 1 October 2012, 12:14 PM   #3
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As long as the gold Daytona has a PN dial and you drive this particular car...you have to make your accessories match!

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Old 1 October 2012, 08:46 PM   #4
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Old 1 October 2012, 08:49 PM   #5
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Yes it is, except was wearing a DD.
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Old 1 October 2012, 09:01 PM   #6
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Yes it it, except was wearing a DD.
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Old 1 October 2012, 09:06 PM   #7
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Old 1 October 2012, 09:09 PM   #8
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Is it safe to break wind while holding a lighten up match between your hairy cheeks while sporting a Rolex???
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Is it safe to break wind while holding a lighten up match between your hairy cheeks while sporting a Rolex???
Only if its on a bracelet...
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Old 1 October 2012, 09:16 PM   #10
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Not immediately after inhaling a 1.5 kg steak.
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Old 1 October 2012, 09:21 PM   #11
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Not immediately after inhaling a 1.5 kg steak.
If you take the fat removed and the bone (give and take 300grams), I reckon it was around 1Kg from 1.4Kg I inhailled!

Not that I think that is any less..
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Old 1 October 2012, 09:29 PM   #12
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If you take the fat removed and the bone (give and take 300grams), I reckon it was around 1Kg from 1.4Kg I inhailled!

Not that I think that is any less..
Only one way to find out, light up that match and let's see how far you'll fly.
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Only one way to find out, light up that match and let's see how far you'll fly.

Will give it a try next time..
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I noticed the word SAFE in the title, so I think I can comment...

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I beg to dif...nevermind...
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Will give it a try next time..
Make sure Dalip films it cause I sure don't want to miss this.

How often do you see a flying JB?
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I noticed the word SAFE in the title, so I think I can comment...

Hey Quickerpicker, it's always safe when you're around.
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I beg to dif...nevermind...
...classic !....forgot that 'fur' and fire don't mix...
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...classic !....forgot that 'fur' and fire don't mix...
fur does not mix with fire
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If you want things to be well done, you have to do them Yeti style...
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Only if its on a bracelet...
Come on who wears watches on bracelets anymore. I just tie a piece of yarn to it and tie it to my worst.
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Old 2 October 2012, 01:11 PM   #23
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Don't be so hard on yourself! I'm sure it isn't that bad...
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