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Old 7 March 2019, 03:31 PM   #1
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Old cowboy goes in for s shave

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut.

He tells the barber he can’t normally get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it in his cheek to spread out the skin!

When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’s had in years, but wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball. The barber replied “no problem, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does”.
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Old 7 March 2019, 03:41 PM   #2
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ha nice !!
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Old 7 March 2019, 07:08 PM   #3
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Old 8 March 2019, 02:41 PM   #5
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Old 8 March 2019, 02:56 PM   #6
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Old 9 March 2019, 09:04 AM   #7
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Old 25 March 2019, 06:04 AM   #8
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That’s a good one.
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Old 25 March 2019, 08:01 AM   #9
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