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Old 6 April 2019, 02:43 AM   #1
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Skinny dipping at the old farmer's pond...

Some of you may have heard this one before, but anyway, here goes:

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years....

He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond . Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.
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Old 6 April 2019, 02:50 AM   #2
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Awesome!

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Old 6 April 2019, 04:33 AM   #3
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Old 6 April 2019, 04:35 AM   #4
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Hahahaha
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Old 6 April 2019, 09:16 AM   #5
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Old 6 April 2019, 10:19 AM   #6
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Old 6 April 2019, 09:09 PM   #7
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Old 6 April 2019, 11:13 PM   #8
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Funny.
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Old 7 April 2019, 10:16 AM   #9
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Old 7 April 2019, 10:20 AM   #10
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It is always a good joke when it start with an old man
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Old 7 April 2019, 11:51 PM   #11
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Wow.
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Old 14 April 2019, 03:30 AM   #12
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Old 20 April 2019, 01:28 PM   #13
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nice.
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Old 20 April 2019, 06:03 PM   #14
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Old 6 January 2021, 04:26 AM   #17
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Would hope I could think that fast in a similar situation :-)
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Old 6 January 2021, 06:17 AM   #18
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