I have inside information about the new Rolex models

[TheVTCGuy]

Yes, you can take it to the bank, I KNOW people. I discussed it with high Rolex authorities this morning, here is all the CONFIRMED new 2021 Rolex models:


A 52MM Flyback Daytona with Daydate and moonphase functions.

A Quartz-powered Explorer 1/2. It will show the second time zone but only half the actual hour number.

A Plastic DayDate (President), solar powered.

A Desert-Dweller, new model that incorporates a built-in water bottle.

A complete line-up of pocket watches, Rolex predicts these are making a comeback.

A model called the “Jocke” It will not be very accurate but will have a beard three feet long.

A battery-powered model with a calculator built-in. This will be called the: “TRF MOD” model, and is designed to easily keep track of all my infraction points (accurate to six figures).

And finally, a re-introduction of the famous “Bubble But”

What is the date today?

Did I miss anything?

[Beo3]

You da man Paul!

Now what's next in the Tumi lineup??

Hopefully fuzzy slippers.

[Nikrnic]

I'm on the list...

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[fskywalker]

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[breitlings]

dimension master - only partially observable to us, like all modern sport rolexes at an AD.

universal cosmograph - able to observe the universe but unable to tell what the shape of the universe is like scientists at our current time and space.

humanity explorer - able to tell historic human events, but only up to 5000 years ago - like our current archaeologists

[GradyPhilpott]

I can't reveal my sources, but this is what's on the horizon for April 7th.

The Explorer III: 55mm, ceramic bezel, cesium-beam movement: precise to one second every three billion years, platinum case and bracelet with durable, nearly scratch-proof, ceramic coating, weight: three pounds.

Great for exploring nightclubs, discos, cruise ships, and nudist beaches in the south of France.

I can't wait.