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A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
> > First
> >
> > is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.
> >
> > As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites
> >
> > him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a
> >
> > spade.
> >
> > Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he
> >
> > disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will
> > eat
> >
> > anything.
> >
> > Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp
> >
> > house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with
> >
> > coconuts.
> >
> > He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them
> >
> > both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to
> >
> > himself, because lions eat anything.
> >
> >
> >
> > He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
> >
> > He moves on to the last job which is
> >
> > to collect honey from the South
> >
> > American Bees. As soon as he starts he is
> >
> > attacked by the bees. He grabs
> >
> > the spade and smashes the bees
> >
> > to a pulp. By now he knows what to do
> >
> > and shovels them into the lions cage
> >
> > because lions eat anything.
> >
> > Later that day a new lion arrives at
> >
> > the zoo. He wanders up to another
> >
> > lion and says "What's the food like here?"
> >
> >
> >
> > The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant,
> >
> > today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees
> >
> >
> >
> > I KNOW, I KNOW

[LeotheLion]

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[TSW]

:)

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[FeelingTheBlues]

Yes, it made me smile!

[mitchy]

:p

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