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7 June 2017, 05:53 PM | #1 |
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Birth Control.
Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says, "We're Catholic so we can't birth control."
The next woman says, "I am too, but we use the rhythm method." The third woman says, "We use the bucket and saucer method." "What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?" the others ask. "Well, I'm five foot eleven...and my husband is five foot two. We make love standing up with him standing on a bucket, and when his eyes get big as saucers, I kick the bucket out from under him.
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I wonder if she then spins him. |
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Haha..:)
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