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3 May 2017, 11:13 PM | #1 |
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Bubba and Billy Bob
Bubba and Billy Bob are walking down the street in Atlanta, and they see a sign on a store which reads, “Suits $5.00 each! , shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each. “
Bubba says to his pal, “Billy Bob, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take’em back to Sand Mountain, sell ‘em to our friends, and make a fortune! Just let me do the talkin’ ’cause if they hear your accent, they might think we’re ignorant, and won’t wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I’ll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so’s they don’t know we is from Alabama.” They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia drawl, “I’ll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I’ll back up my pickup and…” The owner of the shop interrupts, “Ya’ll from South Alabama, ain’t ya?” Well…yeah,” says a surprised Bubba…”How come you knowed that?” "Because this is a dry cleaners” |
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Haha..:)
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4 May 2017, 01:35 AM | #4 |
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Good 'Ol Bubba.
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Lol. Too funny
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good one
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Now that was funny.
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Still laughing over that one.
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