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Old 30 June 2012, 11:54 PM   #1
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haha

A guy checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so he thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.
He grabbed a card on his way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs - you know the kind.
So he's in his room and figures, what the hell, I'll give her a call.....
'Hello?' the woman says......she sounded so sexy!
'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room & give me one - No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?'
She says, 'That sounds fantastic ....................

But for an outside line you need to press 9.'
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Old 1 July 2012, 12:08 AM   #2
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Old 1 July 2012, 01:23 AM   #3
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Old 1 July 2012, 04:35 AM   #4
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Old 1 July 2012, 09:01 AM   #5
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I'll be sure to keep that in mind!
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