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figbo · 21 October 2008, 05:29 PM

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied.

swatty · 21 October 2008, 05:35 PM

limbo · 21 October 2008, 07:26 PM

Rolexitis · 21 October 2008, 11:15 PM

Priceless

eric23 · 21 October 2008, 11:54 PM

elijahenoch · 22 October 2008, 01:09 AM

A guy went up to this beautiful girl in a bar and asked her if he could buy her a drink

,she said no there bad for my legs ! he said do they swell! she said no they spread

figbo · 22 October 2008, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elijahenoch

A guy went up to this beautiful girl in a bar and asked her if he could buy her a drink

,she said no there bad for my legs ! he said do they swell! she said no they spread

JJ Irani · 22 October 2008, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by figbo

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied.

Quote:

Originally Posted by elijahenoch

A guy went up to this beautiful girl in a bar and asked her if he could buy her a drink

,she said no there bad for my legs ! he said do they swell! she said no they spread

ratae1950 · 22 October 2008, 05:13 AM

Rofl!

Latrodectus · 22 October 2008, 05:15 AM

Latrodectus · 22 October 2008, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elijahenoch

A guy went up to this beautiful girl in a bar and asked her if he could buy her a drink

,she said no there bad for my legs ! he said do they swell! she said no they spread

harvey · 22 October 2008, 05:21 AM

best short joke...

man asks woman to marry him... she says no... he lives happily ever after... lol

B Square · 22 October 2008, 05:50 AM

Rodney was the king of short jokes and one liners. Here are a few.......

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home!

A hooker once told me she had a headache!

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying I said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself now.'

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off.

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

The other day I came home early and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; she called me from Chicago last night.

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.

mpkRolex · 22 October 2008, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elijahenoch

A guy went up to this beautiful girl in a bar and asked her if he could buy her a drink

,she said no there bad for my legs ! he said do they swell! she said no they spread

Quote:

Originally Posted by figbo

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied.

Art161 · 24 October 2008, 08:58 PM

21 October 2008, 05:29 PM	#1
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B Square "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Boyd Location: NC Posts: 1,815	Rodney was the king of short jokes and one liners. Here are a few....... My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home! A hooker once told me she had a headache! If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. I was making love to this girl and she started crying I said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself now.' I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. The other day I came home early and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.' My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; she called me from Chicago last night. My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with. __________________ 16610M 16710Z Pepsi 16570V White

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