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txbikerdude · 19 March 2009, 02:01 AM

your mama's so fat...

that when God said "let there be light" he really said "hey lady, scoot over"

kcmo · 19 March 2009, 02:18 AM

your mamma's so fat.....

she uses a VCR as a beeper!

hmmm, have a feeling these might be moved to the 'joke' section!

JJ Irani · 19 March 2009, 02:47 AM

Brunotheboxer · 19 March 2009, 03:07 AM

Yo Momma is so fat that when your dad slaps her ass saying goodbye on his way to work it keeps on jiggling until he comes back home 12 hours later !!

txbikerdude · 19 March 2009, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brunotheboxer

yo momma is so fat that when your dad slaps her ass saying goodbye on his way to work it keeps on jiggling until he comes back home 12 hours later !!

lmaooooo

figbo · 19 March 2009, 04:38 AM

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up!

figbo · 19 March 2009, 04:40 AM

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for them as a new world!

figbo · 19 March 2009, 04:44 AM

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!

txbikerdude · 19 March 2009, 05:11 AM

your mama's so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business

Brunotheboxer · 19 March 2009, 05:28 AM

Yo Momma is so fat that when she dances to the music on the radio, the record skips at the radio station

ayeya · 19 March 2009, 05:51 AM

your mama's so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book

Lion · 19 March 2009, 10:36 AM

Boy, this is funny but bordering on mean!!!

kyle L · 19 March 2009, 10:46 AM

Yo momma’s so fat, it takes a year to download her picture

kyle L · 19 March 2009, 10:47 AM

Yo momma’s so fat, she's got a watch for each time zone

Brunotheboxer · 19 March 2009, 11:06 AM

Yo momma so fat she bleeds Ragu.

JF23 · 19 March 2009, 11:37 AM

Yo mama's so fat everytime she wears red all the kids yell... KOOLAID!!!

kyle L · 19 March 2009, 12:37 PM

Nice copy and pasting you guys.

swatty · 19 March 2009, 12:51 PM

your mama's so fat...

You've got no idea what yor father had to go through

figbo · 19 March 2009, 01:24 PM

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Lisa · 19 March 2009, 02:18 PM

Yo mama so fat when she hauls @ss she has to make two trips!

onkyo · 19 March 2009, 03:21 PM

JF23 · 19 March 2009, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

Yo mama so fat when she hauls @ss she has to make two trips!

JJ Irani · 19 March 2009, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

Yo mama so fat when she hauls @ss she has to make two trips!

Latrodectus · 19 March 2009, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

Yo mama so fat when she hauls @ss she has to make two trips!

nads070 · 19 March 2009, 05:33 PM

yo mama so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell
yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo mama so fat she bleeds gravy
yo mama so fat she has little moons orbiting around her
yo mama so fat shes gotta wear two watches...one for each time zone!

nads070 · 19 March 2009, 05:35 PM

yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl (old I know, so what.)
yo mama so fat she put on a white sheet and went to the costume party as Alaska
yo mama so fat so Old when Moses split the Red Sean she was on the other side fishin'
Whoops! wrong thread.

Andad · 19 March 2009, 06:53 PM

Love my favourite red oscar eating the goldfish.

YUM.

Starwalker · 19 March 2009, 07:13 PM

Yo mamma's sooo fat when she donated her bra to the UN, they used it has a refugee camp.....

Yo mamma's sooo fat when she went sky diving...it was ARRMAGEDDON!!!!!

Yo mamma.........her belt size...is EQUATOR!!!

Jimbits76 · 20 March 2009, 01:49 AM

Your mother is so fat, anybody who wants to screw her gotta roll her in flour and head for the batter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once again I lower the tone.

Mosco · 20 March 2009, 03:22 AM

Yo momma so fat, she was wearing a Malcolm X jacket and a helicopter landed on her!

19 March 2009, 02:01 AM	#1
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nads070 "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: SoCal Watch: 16622 YM Posts: 374	yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl (old I know, so what.) yo mama so fat she put on a white sheet and went to the costume party as Alaska yo mama so fat so Old when Moses split the Red Sean she was on the other side fishin' Whoops! wrong thread.

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