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14 August 2010, 05:25 AM
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Doctor's speech......
A doctor was addressing a large audience at a diet/health convention in Tampa.
"The material we put in our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago......red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded w/ MSG. High fat diets can be disasterous, & none of us realizes the long term harm caused by germs in our drinking water. However, there is 1 thing that is the most dangerous of all & we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief & suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75 yr. old man in the front row raised his hand, & softly said, "wedding cake?" |
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14 August 2010, 05:40 AM
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14 August 2010, 06:15 AM
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True.
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14 August 2010, 06:33 AM
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14 August 2010, 12:38 PM
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14 August 2010, 12:41 PM
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:r ofl: I knew it was a mistake! 
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14 August 2010, 12:47 PM
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That is funny as sh*T !!
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14 August 2010, 01:14 PM
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 Rolex Milgauss GV (100m 330 feet) (2010) * Rolex Submariner 5512 (200m 660 feet) (1961) |
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14 August 2010, 01:17 PM
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"A thing of beauty is a joy forever"............John Keats 
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14 August 2010, 05:15 PM
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14 August 2010, 05:20 PM
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ha ha ha
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15 August 2010, 08:45 AM
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20 August 2010, 11:28 PM
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Very good!!!
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