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Old 18 June 2018, 08:32 PM   #1
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Stolen Wallet - be careful ,it could happen to you.

This is serious. Please BEWARE!


Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Windscreen cleaning' scam whilst out shopping.


Simply dropping into a local supermarket for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:


Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.


When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket store, in my case, Sainsbury's in Chester . You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!



I had my wallet stolen on April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also on May 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th, 23rd, 26th, 27th, and 29th. Then again on June 5th, 6th, and 8th, and twice yesterday , .... and very likely this coming weekend too.
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Old 20 June 2018, 12:48 AM   #2
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Still a good one!! heard a variation some time ago,
the closing line on it included:
"Walmart has a sale on men's wallets this week, I got several extras"
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Old 20 June 2018, 04:13 AM   #3
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Still a good one!! heard a variation some time ago,
the closing line on it included:
"Walmart has a sale on men's wallets this week, I got several extras"
I was going to include that line , but apparently there is a severe shortage of wallets where I live ...
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Old 20 June 2018, 04:26 AM   #4
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I actually started to believe you until I read the whole post, and then noticed this is in the joke section
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Old 21 June 2018, 08:07 PM   #5
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Old 21 June 2018, 08:13 PM   #6
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Where exactly is this?
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Old 22 June 2018, 06:03 AM   #7
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I actually started to believe you until I read the whole post, and then noticed this is in the joke section
LOL







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