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25 June 2017, 12:00 AM | #1 |
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At the man club.
Strip Club
Last night, my friends and I went to a strip Club. One of the guys wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a £10 note. When the dancer came over to us, my friend licked the £10 note and stuck it to her ars# cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a £20 note. She called the stripper back, licks a £20 note, and sticks it to her other cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a £50 note and calls the stripper over, and licks the £50 note. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, he just stuck it to one of her cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the stripper gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the stripper is edging me on to try to top the £50 note. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.....what could I do?? The cheapskate man in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her ars#, grabbed the eighty pounds, and went home!
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25 June 2017, 12:07 AM | #2 |
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25 June 2017, 12:36 AM | #3 |
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25 June 2017, 02:03 AM | #4 |
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80pounds taken from GNP...
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