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Old 20 February 2019, 01:13 PM   #1
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

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