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Old 6 June 2019, 05:59 PM   #1
vicsdca
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New Batman (for your eyes only) !

INT. STRIP CLUB - NIGHT

** Bruce Wayne and Lucius Fox drinking at a table. **

WAYNE
What’s that on your wrist?

FOX
The BLNR? Oh, you wouldn’t be interested in that :)

WAYNE
Let me see.

** Bruce tries it on. **

FOX
By rotating the bezel …

** Wayne rotates the bezel **

FOX
Not now!

** Dozens of strippers gather around Bruce Wayne. **

FOX
… it turns the Rolex into a hyper-intensified pussy magnet.

STRIPPERS
Oh, Bruce, you’re such a man!

FOX
So what do you think?

WAYNE
Does it come with box and papers?
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