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Old 9 September 2011, 03:51 PM   #1
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Weapons Check

The Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over pick-up truck owner Mike Murray for a weapons check because of an NRA bumper sticker.


When the officer approached the vehicle, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver's license, insurance card and concealed carry permit. The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said,"Mr. Murray, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"


The driver replied, "Yes I do. I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looked at Mike and asked, "Anything else?"


"Yes. I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 in the trunk."

The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said "Mr. Murray, you're carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of?"

Mike locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered, "Not a fucking thing."
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Old 9 September 2011, 04:39 PM   #2
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Old 10 September 2011, 12:46 AM   #3
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Old 10 September 2011, 01:53 AM   #4
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Old 10 September 2011, 07:04 AM   #6
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Old 10 September 2011, 04:01 PM   #7
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Old 30 November 2011, 07:45 AM   #8
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Old 30 November 2011, 07:53 AM   #9
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Old 2 December 2011, 01:31 AM   #17
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