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JJ Irani · 26 September 2006, 07:10 PM

Okay all you prospective tossers!!

Some of you might be in for a very rude awakening. This new list has been very carefully compiled in view of recent attacks on a poor ole' Kiwi sheep lover....in a land far, far away!!

The BKL's decision is final and no objections and tantrums will be tolerated. Those of you who have slipped OFF the previous list have only yourselves to blame. I say buckle up and get TOUGH!!

Meet your new SUPREME COMMANDER, CEO and CHIEF...

Craig (C.J.)

Now meet Craig's DEPUTY....Paulie (mailman) Paulie takes over Craig's duties in his absence.

The cabinet of 10 tosser ministers are:

1. Ed (Rockrolex)
2. Allan (Prince)
3. James (Gedanken)
4. Justin (madformac)
5. Otis
6. Johnny (Atomic)
7. Al (Avalon)
8. Padi
9. Frans (Goodwatch)
10. Chip (comatox)

Honorary membership goes to the follow THREE gentlemen Tossers!!

1. Adrian (Uncle-AJ)
2. Mark (Rev)
3. Mike

Cheers all - JJ

mailman · 26 September 2006, 07:18 PM

See, hard work pays off guys. Ed and Allan, time to pass the torch boys. Now get my dinner.

Nice job commander Craig

JJ Irani · 26 September 2006, 07:18 PM

Prince · 26 September 2006, 08:28 PM

Congratulations to the new winners on the list.

I smell something rotten in New Zealand...

At least I'm second on the "Ministers" list...

Oh, and BTW: What the hell is a "Gentleman Tosser"???

Gedanken · 26 September 2006, 09:17 PM

Pfft to the figureheads. I've got dibs on the Minister of Offense seat.

madformac · 26 September 2006, 10:17 PM

Congratulation C.J. on your double handed assault on the throne of tosserdom.

My meteoric rise continues at full pace. Keep your eyes in the rear view mirror my fellow tossers!

Nice to see some acknowledgement from ye shiny headed god. JJ's hand of fate moves again. What his other hand is doing is a matter for the Auckland authorities no doubt..

madformac · 26 September 2006, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince

Oh, and BTW: What the hell is a "Gentleman Tosser"???

I believe its one that thinks it but is too polite to say it.

Otis · 26 September 2006, 10:47 PM

Wooohoo!

Number 5 is alive!

I am honoured. Oh and Craig... I got your back pal...

This is going to turn into a game of 'Survivor - BKL'.... Outwitless, Leftout & Out-toss

Rockrolex · 26 September 2006, 10:54 PM

All hail the new Chief. Congratulations, Craig. It was a mighty effort but you made it.

Uncle-AJ · 26 September 2006, 11:06 PM

Bloody fix..........................(stamping feet in annoyance.)

Goodwatch · 26 September 2006, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mailman

See, hard work pays off guys. Ed and Allan, time to pass the torch boys. Now get my dinner.

Nice job commander Craig

You know where to stick that torch, tossers!

That includes JJ!

Rockrolex · 26 September 2006, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

You know where to stick that torch, tossers!

That includes JJ!

Ah, once again that green bile of jealousy rises.

Goodwatch · 26 September 2006, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Okay all you prospective tossers!!

Some of you might be in for a very rude awakening. This new list has been very carefully compiled in view of recent attacks on a poor ole' Kiwi sheep lover....in a land far, far away!!

Meet your new SUPREME COMMANDER, CEO and CHIEF...

Craig (C.J.)

Now meet Craig's DEPUTY....Paulie (mailman) Paulie takes over Craig's duties in his absence.

The cabinet of 10 tosser ministers are:

1. Ed (Rockrolex)
2. Allan (Prince)
3. James (Gedanken)
4. Justin (madformac)
5. Otis
6. Johnny (Atomic)
7. Al (Avalon)
8. Padi
9. Frans (Goodwatch)
10. Chip (comatox)

JJ, you bloody tosser, after all I've NOT done for you

C.J. · 27 September 2006, 12:36 AM

Well, what can I say? Out with the OLD and in with the YOUNG, er, a, I mean New, yeah, that's it, new (sorry Ed and Allan)

Myself and my vice CEO, Paulie promise to uphold the highest levels and standards of tosserness. Remember people, if you ever need or want anything, all it takes is a little envelope

I have to extend a special thanks to our resident sheep fondling, shiny headed flipping fanatic, JJ. Without him and his, well, let's just call them peculiar fetishes, none of this would have been possible

Now, onto my cabinet:

To our more senior members, Ed and Allan. Paulie and I realize your advanced years and have decided to allow each of you and extra hour of nap time per day

We're also in the process of re-instituting the senior shuttle for you guys

James: The heavy hitter and head of security of the group, we know you'll take good care of things

Justin and Otis: You're up and coming guys

For new guys, the two of you show great promise

But, we'll have to have James keep an eye on you in case of a potential coo

(James, at the slightest hint of one, they are to be eliminated)

Johnny, Al and Peter: Our veteran anchors

We know we can count on you guys

Fransie: Oh Fransie, #9? We're very, very disappointed

Anyway, carry on with .......whatever it is you do

Chip: Our imagery expert.You got a raw deal pal, the #10 spot is beneath you and your efforts. But, bear in mind, JJ is old and senility has set in, he forgets a lot at his age

Oh, and Allan, I want this crap in my NEW office cleaned out by the close of business today or it's going out to the curb tonight

Goodwatch · 27 September 2006, 01:04 AM

Yes, very disappointing indeed you traitor!

I thought we had a deal: I would lay low so that you could profile yourself a bit more. And you would talk to JJ to put me in the #1 spot. Instead of the promise, the handshake between gentlemen, I get stabbed in the back!

But remember this: I never take orders, never! Never you hear? Never! Oh, the disillusion, the treachery

C.J. · 27 September 2006, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Yes, very disappointing indeed you traitor!

I thought we had a deal: I would lay low so that you could profile yourself a bit more. And you would talk to JJ to put me in the #1 spot. Instead of the promise, the handshake between gentlemen, I get stabbed in the back!

But remember this: I never take orders, never! Never you hear? Never! Oh, the disillusion, the treachery

Shut up and get the car, would ya?

JJ Irani · 27 September 2006, 04:07 AM

What a crazy thread!!!

Craig your comments were hilarious!!

Goodwatch · 27 September 2006, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C.J.

Shut up and get the car, would ya?

I hear a small voice in the distance, as if it comes from way, way down below. Something about a car. Nah, is not for me, I don't take orders

C.J. · 27 September 2006, 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

I hear a small voice in the distance, as if it comes from way, way down below. Something about a car. Nah, is not for me, I don't take orders

This from the shortest Dutch dude in windmill land

27 September 2006, 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C.J.

Remember people, if you ever need or want anything, all it takes is a little envelope

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Instead of the promise, the handshake between gentlemen, I get stabbed in the back!

Reading these two lines, now I'm 100% sure Craig is a cop!

C.J. · 27 September 2006, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avalon

Reading these two lines, now I'm 100% sure Craig is a cop!

I don't get it

JJ Irani · 27 September 2006, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C.J.

I don't get it

You either get it or you don't - if you have to ask, you don't!!!!

I've been wanting to use that line since eternity!!

C.J. · 27 September 2006, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

You either get it or you don't - if you have to ask, you don't!!!!

I've been wanting to use that line since eternity!!

You got that one from Moses when you asked about those stone tablets, didn't you?

JJ Irani · 27 September 2006, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C.J.

You got that one from Moses when you asked about those stone tablets, didn't you?

How did you guess, you tosser?

C.J. · 27 September 2006, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

How did you guess, you tosser?

When I heard it was initially fifteen but one tablet broke, so it was reduced to a list of ten, I figured YOU must have had something to do with it

Goodwatch · 27 September 2006, 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C.J.

This from the shortest Dutch dude in windmill land

Oh yes, ultimate flosser?

C.J. · 27 September 2006, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Oh yes, ultimate flosser?

No, no, no. We said you can be the FLUFFER, Fransie, the fluffer, if you drop any lower in the cabinet, we have to find some kind of job for you

Goodwatch · 27 September 2006, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C.J.

No, no, no. We said you can be the FLUFFER, Fransie, the fluffer, if you drop any lower in the cabinet, we have to find some kind of job for you

No need for that. Say, are they still putting pictures of missing persons on milk cartons over there?

Mmmmmmm?

And JJ, if you find a cut off sheep's head in your bed one of these days: it was me

C.J. · 27 September 2006, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

No need for that. Say, are they still putting pictures of missing persons on milk cartons over there?

Mmmmmmm?

And JJ, if you find a cut off sheep's head in your bed one of these days: it was me

Yes

But, I've seen a recent photo of you. A picture of your head could only fit on the large gallon size jugs

JJ Irani · 27 September 2006, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C.J.

Yes

But, I've seen a recent photo of you. A picture of your head could only fit on the large gallon size jugs

No wonder you're the bloody CHIEF!!

26 September 2006, 07:18 PM	#2
mailman TRF Moderator & DATE-JUST41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,374	See, hard work pays off guys. Ed and Allan, time to pass the torch boys. Now get my dinner. Nice job commander Craig __________________ JJ

26 September 2006, 07:18 PM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

26 September 2006, 08:28 PM	#4
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	Congratulations to the new winners on the list. I smell something rotten in New Zealand... At least I'm second on the "Ministers" list... Oh, and BTW: What the hell is a "Gentleman Tosser"??? __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

26 September 2006, 09:17 PM	#5
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	Pfft to the figureheads. I've got dibs on the Minister of Offense seat. __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

26 September 2006, 10:47 PM	#8
Otis "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2006 Real Name: Urs Location: QLD AU Watch: Omega x 2 Posts: 2,046	Wooohoo! Number 5 is alive! I am honoured. Oh and Craig... I got your back pal... This is going to turn into a game of 'Survivor - BKL'.... Outwitless, Leftout & Out-toss __________________ Rock the Casbah!

26 September 2006, 07:10 PM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	The ULTIMATE Tosser List !!! Okay all you prospective tossers!! Some of you might be in for a very rude awakening. This new list has been very carefully compiled in view of recent attacks on a poor ole' Kiwi sheep lover....in a land far, far away!! The BKL's decision is final and no objections and tantrums will be tolerated. Those of you who have slipped OFF the previous list have only yourselves to blame. I say buckle up and get TOUGH!! Meet your new SUPREME COMMANDER, CEO and CHIEF... Craig (C.J.) Now meet Craig's DEPUTY....Paulie (mailman) Paulie takes over Craig's duties in his absence. The cabinet of 10 tosser ministers are: 1. Ed (Rockrolex) 2. Allan (Prince) 3. James (Gedanken) 4. Justin (madformac) 5. Otis 6. Johnny (Atomic) 7. Al (Avalon) 8. Padi 9. Frans (Goodwatch) 10. Chip (comatox) Honorary membership goes to the follow THREE gentlemen Tossers!! 1. Adrian (Uncle-AJ) 2. Mark (Rev) 3. Mike Cheers all - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

26 September 2006, 10:17 PM	#6
madformac "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2006 Real Name: Justin Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 708	Congratulation C.J. on your double handed assault on the throne of tosserdom. My meteoric rise continues at full pace. Keep your eyes in the rear view mirror my fellow tossers! Nice to see some acknowledgement from ye shiny headed god. JJ's hand of fate moves again. What his other hand is doing is a matter for the Auckland authorities no doubt..

26 September 2006, 10:54 PM	#9
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2024 DATE-JUST41 Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 37,529	All hail the new Chief. Congratulations, Craig. It was a mighty effort but you made it. __________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

26 September 2006, 11:06 PM	#10
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	Bloody fix..........................(stamping feet in annoyance.) __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

27 September 2006, 12:36 AM	#14
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	Well, what can I say? Out with the OLD and in with the YOUNG, er, a, I mean New, yeah, that's it, new (sorry Ed and Allan) Myself and my vice CEO, Paulie promise to uphold the highest levels and standards of tosserness. Remember people, if you ever need or want anything, all it takes is a little envelope I have to extend a special thanks to our resident sheep fondling, shiny headed flipping fanatic, JJ. Without him and his, well, let's just call them peculiar fetishes, none of this would have been possible Now, onto my cabinet: To our more senior members, Ed and Allan. Paulie and I realize your advanced years and have decided to allow each of you and extra hour of nap time per day We're also in the process of re-instituting the senior shuttle for you guys James: The heavy hitter and head of security of the group, we know you'll take good care of things Justin and Otis: You're up and coming guys For new guys, the two of you show great promise But, we'll have to have James keep an eye on you in case of a potential coo (James, at the slightest hint of one, they are to be eliminated) Johnny, Al and Peter: Our veteran anchors We know we can count on you guys Fransie: Oh Fransie, #9? We're very, very disappointed Anyway, carry on with .......whatever it is you do Chip: Our imagery expert.You got a raw deal pal, the #10 spot is beneath you and your efforts. But, bear in mind, JJ is old and senility has set in, he forgets a lot at his age Oh, and Allan, I want this crap in my NEW office cleaned out by the close of business today or it's going out to the curb tonight __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

27 September 2006, 01:04 AM	#15
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Yes, very disappointing indeed you traitor! I thought we had a deal: I would lay low so that you could profile yourself a bit more. And you would talk to JJ to put me in the #1 spot. Instead of the promise, the handshake between gentlemen, I get stabbed in the back! But remember this: I never take orders, never! Never you hear? Never! Oh, the disillusion, the treachery __________________ Member# 127

27 September 2006, 04:07 AM	#17
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	What a crazy thread!!! Craig your comments were hilarious!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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