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Old 3 May 2012, 06:02 PM   #1
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Test for over 45 yr olds...

If you are over 45 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test






How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?







1. _ _NDOM


2. F_ _K


3. P_N_S


4. PU_S_


5. S_X


6. BOO_S










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Answers:

1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?


You do NOT have Alzheimer's


You are a regular Pervert
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Old 3 May 2012, 11:32 PM   #2
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This joke has been posted a couple of times over the months on this forum and every time I'm thinking "oh I know the answers now"...and then I miss them all!
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Old 3 May 2012, 11:56 PM   #3
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Meh. It's FOLK, not fork. And BOOTS, not books.
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Old 4 May 2012, 01:03 AM   #4
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I thought it was PURSE,not PULSE.
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Old 4 May 2012, 11:56 AM   #5
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Old 5 May 2012, 02:50 PM   #6
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I think I got them right the first time. The answer guy is a 40 y.o. virgin
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Old 20 May 2012, 05:50 AM   #7
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i am truly comforted by my predictability
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