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Old 5 September 2010, 04:25 AM   #1
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At a bar

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"
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Old 5 September 2010, 04:38 AM   #2
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Old 5 September 2010, 07:11 AM   #5
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Old 5 September 2010, 07:16 AM   #6
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Old 5 September 2010, 07:26 AM   #7
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Old 5 September 2010, 07:48 AM   #8
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Old 5 September 2010, 12:44 PM   #9
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Old 6 September 2010, 11:49 AM   #10
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Old 6 September 2010, 11:55 AM   #11
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Old 6 September 2010, 02:51 PM   #12
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