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Old 26 July 2013, 09:28 AM   #1
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Classified Ad....

A woman who has had no luck with men decides to put an ad in the local classifieds...ad states...'I am looking for a man that will not beat me, won't run around on me and is great in bed.'

A few days later a nice guy calls in response to the ad and she invites him over to meet.

The doorbell rings and she jumps up, opens the door, but is surprised to see a man in a wheelchair.

She politely says hello....and then asks...'How do you meet the things I asked for in the ad??'

He says....'Well I am paralyzed from the neck down....so there is no way I can beat you...and I definitely can't run around on you...'

She says...'Thats two out of three....but what about being good in bed??'

He smiles and replies with...'How do you think I rang the doorbell?!'
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Old 26 July 2013, 09:31 AM   #2
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Old 28 July 2013, 07:15 AM   #3
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Old 28 July 2013, 02:22 PM   #4
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Old 29 July 2013, 01:56 AM   #5
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.. thats a good one...!
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Old 31 March 2018, 04:41 PM   #10
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I will try lolx...:P
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