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padi56 · 5 July 2017, 11:05 PM

Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's pen#s was twisted like a corkscrew.
"Blimey," Ed said. "I've never seen one like that before."
"Like what?" Ted said. "All twisted like a pigs tail," Ed said.
"Well what's yours like?" Ted said.
"Well straight like normal," Ed said.
"I thought mine was normal 'till I saw yours," Ted said.
Ed finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shake down prior to putting it back in his pants.
"What did you do that for?" Ted said.
"Shaking off the excess drops," Ed said. "Like normal."
"Sh!t," Ted said. "And all these years I've been fu#ki#g wringing mine.

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datejust24 · 7 July 2017, 06:22 AM

I needed that

MonBK · 7 July 2017, 06:27 AM

:)

Hairdude1 · 7 July 2017, 09:35 AM

5 July 2017, 11:05 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,234	Shaken not stirred Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's pen#s was twisted like a corkscrew. "Blimey," Ed said. "I've never seen one like that before." "Like what?" Ted said. "All twisted like a pigs tail," Ed said. "Well what's yours like?" Ted said. "Well straight like normal," Ed said. "I thought mine was normal 'till I saw yours," Ted said. Ed finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shake down prior to putting it back in his pants. "What did you do that for?" Ted said. "Shaking off the excess drops," Ed said. "Like normal." "Sh!t," Ted said. "And all these years I've been fu#ki#g wringing mine. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

6 July 2017, 05:11 AM	#2
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