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Alcan · 22 September 2008, 08:54 PM

An oldie worth revisiting, with apologies to any Michigan members........

Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him.

The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.

"Hey what's the matter?" Jack asked.

"Oh man. I've been transferred to Michigan," the other guy answered. "There's crazy people in Michigan. They have shootings, gangs, riots, drugs, the highest crime rate."

"Hold on," Jack interrupted. "I've lived in Michigan all my life. It is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enrol your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world."

The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"

"Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Pepsi truck in Detroit.”

toph · 22 September 2008, 08:56 PM

figbo · 22 September 2008, 09:54 PM

eric23 · 22 September 2008, 11:44 PM

JJ Irani · 23 September 2008, 03:36 AM

ratae1950 · 23 September 2008, 05:15 AM

Rofl!

Art161 · 23 September 2008, 05:19 AM

limbo · 23 September 2008, 05:54 AM

swatty · 23 September 2008, 07:11 PM

jasonbellevue · 25 September 2008, 06:00 PM

Alcan · 22 March 2011, 10:54 PM

Route 66 · 23 March 2011, 02:20 AM

Kapture1 · 23 March 2011, 03:12 AM

Hahaha, yep

Art 1 · 23 March 2011, 10:32 AM

tnt · 24 March 2011, 04:27 AM

Lion · 26 March 2011, 01:25 AM

Very funny!!!

johnbeth · 26 March 2011, 01:32 AM

Kapture1 · 26 March 2011, 01:46 AM

all jokes aside, that's actually quite accurate.

Chipmunk · 26 March 2011, 01:49 AM

22 September 2008, 08:54 PM	#1
Alcan 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Al Location: Way Up North Watch: your P's & Q's Posts: 10,473	Life in Michigan An oldie worth revisiting, with apologies to any Michigan members........ Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. "Hey what's the matter?" Jack asked. "Oh man. I've been transferred to Michigan," the other guy answered. "There's crazy people in Michigan. They have shootings, gangs, riots, drugs, the highest crime rate." "Hold on," Jack interrupted. "I've lived in Michigan all my life. It is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enrol your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world." The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Pepsi truck in Detroit.” __________________ Member #1,315 I don't want to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol IS a solution!

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Alcan 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Al Location: Way Up North Watch: your P's & Q's Posts: 10,473	__________________ Member #1,315 I don't want to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol IS a solution!

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