How to feed a kid!!

[JJ Irani]

Daren and Bruce (and others with small kids) please note...

Having a hard time trying to get that tiny morsel of food down the little fella's throat? Do try this at home...

Grab that tiny morsel between your index finger and thumb....then make out like that tiny morsel is a missile ready to home in and blast a bunker. Keep the missile hovering all over the place and watch how the little fella's beady eyes follow the missile.

Then you tell him (or her) that the missile needs a quick landing place and try taking it towards his nose, then ears, then eyes and each time you make like the landing spot is not a very good one.

Finally, you get to open his mouth and say to him: "Aaaah....that looks like a great spot," and shove the morsel into the gaping hole!

Works every time, my friends!!