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Old 27 December 2014, 12:13 AM   #1
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A wise man once said...

A wise person once said.

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
but will grab whatever is available.

AND

5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit .

A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight
live longer than the men who mention it.
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Old 27 December 2014, 12:46 AM   #2
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very good , very true ,,,lol
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Old 27 December 2014, 01:09 AM   #3
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Old 27 December 2014, 07:20 AM   #4
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Old 27 December 2014, 07:38 AM   #5
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Old 27 December 2014, 05:24 PM   #6
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All very true.
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Old 27 December 2014, 05:38 PM   #7
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Old 27 December 2014, 05:46 PM   #8
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Very funny..:)
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Old 28 December 2014, 09:36 AM   #9
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Old 28 December 2014, 09:02 PM   #10
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Old 15 January 2015, 10:11 PM   #11
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Very good....

Quote:
Originally Posted by porschejeff View Post
A wise person once said.

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend
of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences,
but will grab whatever is available.

AND

5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit .

A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight
live longer than the men who mention it.
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Old 5 February 2015, 03:07 PM   #12
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Old 14 April 2015, 12:09 PM   #16
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