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Old 23 May 2012, 02:54 AM   #1
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Wife by text to husband at work ............

Wife by text to husband at work ............

"Windows frozen - what should I do?"

Husband - "spray some de-icer or pour hot water on them"

Wife a few minutes later - "Done that - now computer won't work at all"


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Old 23 May 2012, 03:06 AM   #2
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Old 23 May 2012, 03:08 AM   #3
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Old 23 May 2012, 03:47 AM   #4
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Old 23 May 2012, 05:10 AM   #5
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Old 23 May 2012, 05:33 AM   #6
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Old 23 May 2012, 05:36 AM   #7
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Old 24 May 2012, 11:39 PM   #8
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Old 25 May 2012, 05:15 AM   #9
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Old 25 May 2012, 10:08 AM   #10
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Old 25 May 2012, 10:34 AM   #11
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Old 25 May 2012, 10:47 AM   #12
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Old 25 May 2012, 10:07 PM   #13
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Old 25 May 2012, 10:51 PM   #14
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