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Old 23 May 2012, 10:16 AM   #1
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Fishing Trip

At some point in a guy's life......it comes down to this........

4 guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.
2 days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down & tells him he isn't going.
Ron's buddies are upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
2 days later the 3 get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there w/ a tent set up, firewood gathered & dinner cooking on the fire.

"Wow Ron- how long have you been here- & how did you get the mrs.
into letting you go?"

"Well I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair & my wife came up behind me & put her hands over my eyes & said, "Guess who?"
I pulled her hands off & she was wearing a new very revealing nightie.......she took my hand & pulled me into our bedroom.
The room had candles & rose petals all over.
On the bed she had hand cuffs & rope!
She told me to tie her & cuff her to the bed, & I did........& then she said
"Do whatever you want!"

"So here I am."
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Old 23 May 2012, 10:56 AM   #2
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Old 23 May 2012, 11:03 AM   #3
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Old 23 May 2012, 11:47 AM   #4
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Old 23 May 2012, 02:11 PM   #6
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I can't wait for the story of his return.
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Old 24 May 2012, 06:12 AM   #7
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Old 24 May 2012, 07:04 AM   #8
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Old 24 May 2012, 11:26 PM   #9
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Old 25 May 2012, 11:18 AM   #10
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Old 25 May 2012, 11:21 AM   #11
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Old 27 May 2012, 10:14 AM   #12
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