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Old 27 November 2021, 02:33 AM   #1
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Icon12 Gerald, April and the Rolex AD

A very elderly, white-haired man named Gerald walked into a Rolex AD one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde named April at his side.
He told the salesman he was looking for a special Rolex for April.

The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $8500 Datejust. Gerald said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the AD went to his special safe and brought another Rolex over. "Here's a stunning $23000 Pearlmaster," he said.

April’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Gerald seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The salesman asked how payment would be made and Gerald stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure it clears so I'll write it now, and you can call my bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said..

On Monday morning, the AD 'phoned Gerald said "Sir, the check came back NSF."
"I know," said Gerald, "but let me tell you about a fine weekend in April”.
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