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27 March 2023, 03:48 AM
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The NUN and the CABBIE
A cabbie picks up a nun outside an apartment building; she asks for a trip to another apartment up town.
When they arrive at the destination, the cabbie says: "I sorry to say this, but I've always wanted to kiss a nun!" She says "I could only do that if you are single and a Catholic"... The cabbie says "I'm both!!" Then she says "Pull into the alley around the corner"...and then she kisses him so hard it would make a hooker blush! Full of guilt, the cabbie says "I lied...I'm Jewish and married..." The nun says "That's ok...my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween Party!!!" 
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27 March 2023, 04:34 AM
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Woke up
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21 April 2023, 06:13 AM
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27 April 2023, 01:37 AM
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27 April 2023, 03:28 AM
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11 June 2023, 04:32 AM
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I'm so confused
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18 August 2023, 09:57 PM
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Ouch!
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19 August 2023, 05:42 AM
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Good one.
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11 October 2023, 05:02 AM
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hahaha, classic!
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