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nyc2la · 30 November 2018, 02:30 AM

While installing a new door, I found one of the hinges missing. I asked my wife, Dolly, if she would go to Home Depot to pick one up. She said she would.

While waiting for the Manager to finish serving another customer, her eye caught two beautiful bathroom faucets - one for the sink and one for the bath tub.

When the Manager was ready to help Dolly, she asked, "How much are those faucets?"

The Manager replied, "They are gold plated faucets and very expensive! $5,000 each!" Dolly exclaimed, "My goodness, they are really expensive - certainly out of my price range!" She then proceeded to describe the hinge I had sent her to buy.

The Manager said he had them in stock and their price was $3.49. He went to the backroom to get them.

From the backroom, the Manager yelled, "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?"

Dolly shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucets."

BigBlue1 · 30 November 2018, 03:45 AM

Hahaha Good one

incontrol · 30 November 2018, 10:27 AM

Don’t go here! Hysterical. What did the manager say?

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BNA/LION · 30 November 2018, 11:40 AM

ltmgeller · 5 December 2018, 12:37 PM

GerardoG · 5 December 2018, 03:46 PM

gin47 · 6 December 2018, 06:21 AM

Oh boy

30 November 2018, 02:30 AM	#1
nyc2la "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Real Name: Stephen Location: Beach Watch: 16660 Posts: 9,174	I’ll take ‘em! While installing a new door, I found one of the hinges missing. I asked my wife, Dolly, if she would go to Home Depot to pick one up. She said she would. While waiting for the Manager to finish serving another customer, her eye caught two beautiful bathroom faucets - one for the sink and one for the bath tub. When the Manager was ready to help Dolly, she asked, "How much are those faucets?" The Manager replied, "They are gold plated faucets and very expensive! $5,000 each!" Dolly exclaimed, "My goodness, they are really expensive - certainly out of my price range!" She then proceeded to describe the hinge I had sent her to buy. The Manager said he had them in stock and their price was $3.49. He went to the backroom to get them. From the backroom, the Manager yelled, "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?" Dolly shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucets." __________________ "Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm." --- RWE

30 November 2018, 03:45 AM	#2
BigBlue1 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2018 Real Name: Webmaster Location: Space Watch: it pal ! Posts: 2,955	Hahaha Good one __________________ " Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford". Cindy Crawford Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got RIP Mikey

30 November 2018, 10:27 AM	#3
incontrol "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Kevin Location: Somewhere in PA Watch: All of them... Posts: 10,355	Don’t go here! Hysterical. What did the manager say? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk __________________ Patek Philippe Rolex

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