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Old 19 June 2018, 06:40 AM   #1
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Smart thinking>>>>>

A couple go to a Sex Therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that a couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married; so we can't go to her house. I'm married; and we
can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and best of all....
Medicare pays $43 of it.'"
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Old 19 June 2018, 06:46 AM   #2
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Old 19 June 2018, 08:28 AM   #3
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Old 19 June 2018, 10:15 AM   #4
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Old 10 July 2018, 07:03 AM   #5
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Old 10 July 2018, 07:04 AM   #6
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Ha!!
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Old 15 December 2018, 09:44 PM   #7
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Old 27 December 2018, 06:04 AM   #8
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Old 27 December 2018, 03:10 PM   #9
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Old 28 December 2018, 03:57 AM   #10
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Old 28 December 2018, 11:26 PM   #11
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that's a good one.
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Old 28 December 2018, 11:32 PM   #12
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Ha! (. . . except for the insurance fraud part).
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Old 29 December 2018, 01:52 AM   #13
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Old 13 January 2019, 03:57 PM   #14
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Old 13 January 2019, 04:23 PM   #15
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Old 13 January 2019, 05:24 PM   #16
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Old 22 January 2019, 11:01 AM   #17
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Old 22 January 2019, 02:10 PM   #18
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did not expect that ending hahahahaha xD
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Old 26 January 2019, 07:03 AM   #19
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